you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??
- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
college should be $25
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny